It’s always hilarious to me when I speak Internet at work and people just, like, shrug it off like if I’m just a weird guy.

Example: Today a lady was doing an exchange or whatever and she was confused about something or other so she says, “But how can blah blah blah?” So I respond, “Yes, but let me explain you a thing” and she just kept staring intently waiting for me to start my explanation while I used all my willpower to not burst out laughing.

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  • The Hands That ThieveStreetlight Manifesto

skabutops:

Streetlight Manifesto - The Hands That Thieve

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It’s been an interesting couple of weeks and I have an itch to write, so I’m just going to go over what happened while the rest of Finding Nemo downloads onto my computer.

So a couple of weeks ago, I partied pretty hard. Went up to the Pembroke Pines, FL, area twice to celebrate a friend’s friend’s birthday. I had already met the birthday girl and she was apparently fond of me. We ended up making out for most of the second night. Then she and I and my friend and her friend hung out that Saturday night. We made out then, too. It was pretty awesome.

I also went to my local pool hall that week. Met a girl and made out with her on the same day. It was pretty cool. We were both pretty trashed.

Somewhere in that week some people knocked on my door and I answered and they were representing AT&T and they wanted to install Uverse in my house but I was just like, “Nah, I’m cool” but the guy apparently liked my style because he told me to e-mail him my resume so he can get me an interview with his marketing firm. I took it with a grain of salt, though. And I was right. Turns out that, while they do represent AT&T, all the firm essentially does is hock Uverse door-to-door after AT&T sends them leads. The job pays only on commission, no base pay, so if you don’t set up accounts, you don’t make money. I got the job anyway, though, but fuck those guys, I don’t have time for that. It almost feels like I made them fall in love with me and I’m just shooting them down hardcore lol.

I also have a baking job lined up and it’s looking pretty good.

I’ve been listening to The Hand(s) That Thieve(s) for the entirety of these two weeks. I regret nothing.

I guess that’s it.

The download just finished so I’m gonna go watch it with my nephew, sister, and in-law.

I’m a pirate. Arrrgh.

There’s one thing I don’t like about The Hand(s) That Thieve(s)

And that’s that Tomas Kalnoky covered every single damn base so I can’t write my own lyrics to these amazing songs (A hobby of mine).

I’ve only found like two spots where I can add on.

But that’s so damn cool with me because it just means that he put so much effort into these songs.

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  • The Three Of UsToh Kay

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#130. The Three Of Us // Toh Kay

I will never defend the men who make amends with any enemy’s friends. I will never pretend that I believe in anything. I will never bow down to another man even when everyone’s saying I’ve sinned. I will never repent, unless there’s evidence.

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danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

This is me. I bump that shit. No shame.

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les-sucettes-a-lanis:

Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.

Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:

“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.” 

South Park is perfect

You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.

I once mentioned that someone was a fag recently and this girl lost her shit and I was just like, “chill the fuck out, yo, I’m not calling them gay in a derogatory way, I’m saying they’re a shitty person”

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