It’s always hilarious to me when I speak Internet at work and people just, like, shrug it off like if I’m just a weird guy.
Example: Today a lady was doing an exchange or whatever and she was confused about something or other so she says, “But how can blah blah blah?” So I respond, “Yes, but let me explain you a thing” and she just kept staring intently waiting for me to start my explanation while I used all my willpower to not burst out laughing.
It’s been an interesting couple of weeks and I have an itch to write, so I’m just going to go over what happened while the rest of Finding Nemo downloads onto my computer.
So a couple of weeks ago, I partied pretty hard. Went up to the Pembroke Pines, FL, area twice to celebrate a friend’s friend’s birthday. I had already met the birthday girl and she was apparently fond of me. We ended up making out for most of the second night. Then she and I and my friend and her friend hung out that Saturday night. We made out then, too. It was pretty awesome.
I also went to my local pool hall that week. Met a girl and made out with her on the same day. It was pretty cool. We were both pretty trashed.
Somewhere in that week some people knocked on my door and I answered and they were representing AT&T and they wanted to install Uverse in my house but I was just like, “Nah, I’m cool” but the guy apparently liked my style because he told me to e-mail him my resume so he can get me an interview with his marketing firm. I took it with a grain of salt, though. And I was right. Turns out that, while they do represent AT&T, all the firm essentially does is hock Uverse door-to-door after AT&T sends them leads. The job pays only on commission, no base pay, so if you don’t set up accounts, you don’t make money. I got the job anyway, though, but fuck those guys, I don’t have time for that. It almost feels like I made them fall in love with me and I’m just shooting them down hardcore lol.
I also have a baking job lined up and it’s looking pretty good.
I’ve been listening to The Hand(s) That Thieve(s) for the entirety of these two weeks. I regret nothing.
I guess that’s it.
The download just finished so I’m gonna go watch it with my nephew, sister, and in-law.
I’m a pirate. Arrrgh.
As Good As I Once Was | Toby Keith | Honkytonk University
This became one of my favorite songs surprisingly fast.
There’s one thing I don’t like about The Hand(s) That Thieve(s)
And that’s that Tomas Kalnoky covered every single damn base so I can’t write my own lyrics to these amazing songs (A hobby of mine).
I’ve only found like two spots where I can add on.
But that’s so damn cool with me because it just means that he put so much effort into these songs.
#130. The Three Of Us // Toh Kay
I will never defend the men who make amends with any enemy’s friends. I will never pretend that I believe in anything. I will never bow down to another man even when everyone’s saying I’ve sinned. I will never repent, unless there’s evidence.
Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.
Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:
“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.”
South Park is perfect
You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.
I once mentioned that someone was a fag recently and this girl lost her shit and I was just like, “chill the fuck out, yo, I’m not calling them gay in a derogatory way, I’m saying they’re a shitty person”