November 2011
October 2011
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Just did the Thriller routine
16 years and I still got it.
I gotta give it to Kim Kardashian
I think she knows she’s undeservingly famous.
Why else would you have a $10 million wedding, only to get divorced 2 months later? She knows having a sex tape would only get her so far. Because what has she actually done to become famous? Nothing. And there are only so many endorsements her ass can get her. She’s gotta stay in the tabloids somehow, and how better than to have a short,...
This is how I know I'm a nerd
Just saw a Dunkin’ commercial and I thought, “That girl looks familiar”. I barely had to rack my brains to realize it’s the same girl that played Tanya, the Yellow Zeo/Turbo Ranger.
Why do I remember these things?
Pleasant late night surprise
Phantom of the Megaplex is playing on the Disney Channel.
And it’s blowing my mind.
Their movie theater is packed! They apparently have 26 screens and all of them are full. Now, I know it’s a movie and that a full theater is more aesthetically pleasing than a half full one, but my memory is being triggered and I remember thinking that was absolutely normal.
Because it was.
I go...
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My dad broke a glass today and proceeded to pour...
(Spanish throughout) Me: Dad, why are you doing that...?
Dad: It's for luck. If you break glass, put a little salt on it and it'll bring you some good luck.
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The Ugly Truth
I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but I highly recommend people watch this movie (The Ugly Truth).
Men, watch this movie not only for the incredibly sexy Katherine Heigl and that oh so memorable scene in the restaurant, but the incomparable Gerard Butler and his stunning performance as Just Another One of the Guys. Exception: Douchebags that treat women like crap,...
That last post was my 3600th post.
No regrets.
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I just saw a trailer for Breaking Dawn Part 1
That means there’s good news and bad news.
The good news: there’s only one movie left.
The bad news: there’s still one movie left.
So even though I knew it wasn't gonna be there, I...
No post on Sundays
hogwartsguidetolife:
Twilight isn’t a half bad movie, actually. I just didn’t enjoy the first book when I read it.
No, it’s not half bad. It’s all bad.
Caution: Sarcasm Ahead!: Rant. →
cesar-ensalada:
So this might lose me a follower or two, but I don’t give a shit. Anyways, this rant is about something that’s been bugging me for the past year or so. I’m sick and tired of seeing all these commercials and shit about bullying and all these kids who kill themselves because they’re being bullied….
This forever
Watching Scary Movie while drunk
No regrets.
Some will complain, they're just bitter what a...
“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress....”
– Mark Twain
“I know of only duty, and that is to love.”
– Albert Camus
“It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.”
– Aesop
Sometimes I kinda feel like a bad Streetlight fan
Because my favorite song isn’t “A Better Place, a Better Time”, like so many fans.
I mean, I understand the significance it has to a lot of people; I’ve been there. But I just feel like a lot of people only fall on that one song to demonstrate Streetlight’s greatness.
Because even though we’ve all felt this pull towards the coward’s way out, it just...
Anonymous asked: Hey, I really like your blog, but sometimes with these images of women, it makes me a bit uncomfortable. I'm not calling you out for being sexist or anything like that, but sometimes it feels a little strange. Could you maybe tone it down, just a little? Still a great blog!
karitanunes:
Dirty Heads - Lay Me Down feat....
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Fuck.
I miss seeing you when I get home.
