January 2012
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amart141:
iprovidethepaint:
My sister just posted a status on facebook saying things happen for a reason…
My response: “So…the Holocaust…”
Kevin, my dear boy, the holocaust did have a reason. It was just a mass murdering fucktard that hated Jews. But a reason, indeed. *please read with English accent*
I guess I should have said “valid reason”
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I just lost my shit
P.U.N.K.S. is on Netflix!!!
And the intro is fucking ska!!! It explains so much!
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My sister just posted a status on facebook saying things happen for a reason…
My response: “So…the Holocaust…”
Worth a shot...
DONTFORGETTOBESKASOME
I’ve no idea if you changed your URL or what, but I’ve a question that’s been bothering me for a little while and I ask you now (if you follow me):
I do believe you bought Sycamore Smith’s Redux album and I was wondering if it was any good. Please let me know.
Subsequently, this same question goes out to all my followers, as well, assuming of...
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mrskalnoky:
amart141:
mrskalnoky:
In the event that I were to go to hell; how many of you would join me at some point or other?
I’ll be running the place.
Okay good, then I won’t be alone and there will be good music
Too early for a Squirrel Nut Zippers reference?
everythingdragonballz:
sexystrifebullshit:
askcell:
Saiyans…
Namekians…
and everything strong
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little android…….
OMG
I need help. Oxygen. Please.
This is just perfect.
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I realize now that Facebook is the appropriate...
Because when I see some of the statuses on there, a Facepalm just doesn’t feel like enough.
What is this? I dont even?: I FOUND ICE CUBES... →
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6…
So brilliant. I’m celebrating next year.
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Ten Crack Commandments
1) Never let no one know how much dough you hold.
2) Never let 'em know your next move.
3) Never trust no-bo-dy.
4) Never get high on your own supply.
5) Never sell no crack where you rest at. I don't care if they want a ounce, tell 'em "bounce!"
6) That goddamn credit? Dead it. You think a crackhead paying you back? Shit, forget it!
7) (This rule is so underrated.) Keep your family and business completely separated.
8) Never keep no weight on you! Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too.
9) (Shoulda been Number 1 to me) If you ain't gettin' bagged stay the fuck from police.
10) A strong word called "consignment". Strictly for live men, not for freshmen. If you ain't got the clientele, say "hell no!" Cause they gon' want they money rain, sleet, hail, snow.
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